It is with much displeasure that Carlsee Press must announce the absence of our scheduled publication. The only available article was withdrawn quite suddenly, giving us no time to prepare a substitute. (I myself am still quite upset over the event, and at this moment have a strong and possibly unbehovely urge to shatter a vase). Another article will be begun as soon as possible, and with predestness will be ready by the end of this month. We greatly apologize for the inconvenience.
~J. W. C, Editor.